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This ain't your average desk toy.
The Groaning Blobfish is your emotional support grunt in fish form. One squeeze and it lets out a guttural oink of existential defeat—perfect for when someone asks you to hop on another call. It’s not sad. It’s honest.
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 20 - Jun 25
US$40
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