Some people journal.
Some people meditate.
And some people solve all their work problems by simply not showing up.

This shirt is for the employees who know the fastest way to protect their peace is staying far away from “quick meetings,” unnecessary Slack messages, and coworkers who somehow turn every task into an emergency.

Perfect for surviving burnout, avoiding responsibility, and silently pretending your laptop “just won’t connect today.”

Wear it to work from home days, coffee runs during office hours, or anywhere you’d rather be than sitting through another pointless meeting.

Add it to your cart and disappear emotionally in comfort.